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                <title><![CDATA[New Date Rape Drug!]]></title>
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                                Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:49:00 -0600</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2012-01-05</g:publish_date>
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                <title><![CDATA[Women vs Men]]></title>
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                                Romance movies destroy relationships because they deceive women into thinking those situations can happen in...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 03:47:00 -0600</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2011-11-15</g:publish_date>
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                <title><![CDATA[A Police STOP at 2 AM]]></title>
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:32:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2011-09-21</g:publish_date>
                                                                                    
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                <title><![CDATA[Lost and Found]]></title>
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If I ever end up missing, please put my picture on a bottle of whiskey...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 06:44:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                <title><![CDATA[Happily Ever After]]></title>
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:44:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2011-06-10</g:publish_date>
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                <title><![CDATA[Thought for the Day]]></title>
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Thought for your day:  A real woman is a man's best friend. She will stand him...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 01:44:00 -0600</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2011-02-13</g:publish_date>
                                                                                    
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                <title><![CDATA[Look out for those pickle slicers!]]></title>
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Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:34:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2010-11-04</g:publish_date>
                                                                                    
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                <title><![CDATA[Good Drunk Story]]></title>
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:26:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2010-10-28</g:publish_date>
                                                                                    
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                <title><![CDATA[Good Thoughts on Exercise]]></title>
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Exercise can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:20:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                <g:publish_date>2010-10-26</g:publish_date>
                                                                                    
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                <title><![CDATA[The Raise for the Maid]]></title>
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                                The wife was very upset because the maid asked for a pay increase and decided...                ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:28:00 -0500</pubDate>
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