Exercise can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up exercise is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
When I do, I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate or whiskey.
The only advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years because I made it over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Besides, Every time I start thinking too much about how I look I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.